my random stuff :)

mywickedways:

Penny: I thought that I wanted this offensively stereotypical gay guy, but it’s too much. I mean, I feel like it messes with the group dynamic.
Max: It does, Pen, because our group already has an offensively stereotypical gay guy.
[cut to]
Penny: Front row tickets to Gaga, bitches!
Penny: My disgustingly fat manicurist is like, literally trying to kill me.
Penny: Hey bitches! Ooh, look who’s working the puppies today!
[cut back]
Max: You don’t need a gay husband. ‘Cause you’re my gay husband.

This.

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