After i finish talkin to the person i like :D
brttshw1: n33kaddiction: LOVE!! lol ok…. i know lil wayne is GROSS but there’s just something about him…. he really turns me on! haha i know im crazy!
The roomie did NOTHING today! And she wasn’t home when I got home, but poor Ted was freaking out cuz he was locked up and the smoke detector upstairs was chirping cuz it needed a new battery…Poor dog wouldn’t even eat his dinner! AND TED ALWAYS EATS!!!!! PLUS she left a cigarette butt literally right outside my front door…I’ve already talked to her TWICE about this...
Mexican waiter: how do you say salute in English?
Me: drink up bitch
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What do you guys take for allergies?
well i’m assuming that’s whats wrong with me… dry, itchy eyes runny nose congestion i’m taking the target brand of Zyrtec-D and it helps but makes me sleepy! i need to be able to get thru the work day! any ideas of what i should try?