February 2011
Should a man be unable to restrain himself and have an orgasm before his wife,...
– from the 1935 book Sex Practice in Marriage….
now if only all men did this…..
January 2011
"It's a rule of life; the prettier the girl, the...
is this why my car is a hot mess?
i would like to think so….
thanks for the follow alexandramwhite!
The ecstatic smile of the truly satisfied woman never shines on the face of...
– Marie Bonaparte
thanks for the follow ileacmt!
Move aside Tina Fey, there's a new lady in town....
damnbettywhiteyoufine:
thanks for the follow indirakaili!!
thanks for the follow pipapir!
Lessons from a Southern Belle #15
southernbelleisms:
To fall madly in love with someone, you must first love them for their mistakes and their flaws, and then for their triumphs.
Positively Delirious: Only Horse People... →
janeybop:
eveniaellie:
Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.
Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.
Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.
Are banned from laundromats.
Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with deviancy.
Can...
Relaxation, balance and harmony in the way a horse moves all lead to us being...
– Classical Sales Warendorf (via pipapir)