February 2009
christina. says:
oh boys.
christina. says:
sometimes i think i should tattoo a ps3 controller on my tits
christina. says:
it would get so much use
- megan - || says:
HAHAHAHAHA
this is hillarious
Orange Juice
Maybe its just me, but I really dislike pulp in my OJ. I know its good for you and some people like it, but I don’t. It makes the juice think and I don’t like the feel of it. Who likes a bunch of floaters in their drink? I like my drinks to be smooth…not full of little bits of fruit gunk!
bras...
so the secretary comes into my office this morning and asks me if her boobs look ok…
?
she had bought a new bra and felt that her “girls” were being put too far apart and that they were pointy.
haha
so here i am examining her chest to assure her that her “girls” are fine.
she thanks me and leaves saying, “i was worried they were pointy like a Madonna...
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Why men always fall for a lady in red →
aworldofwant:
Forget that little black dress. Gentlemen really prefer a lady in red. Blushing in shades of crimson, scarlet or deep rose, a girl is regarded as prettier and more desirable, research shows. She is also more likely to be asked out on a date — and have more money lavished on her during the outing.
What is more, men seem completely oblivious to the effect that a glimpse of red can...
“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think...”
– Sophia Loren (via kari-shma) (via theloveyturtle) (via quote-book)
Injured good Samaritan ticketed for jaywalking →
isn’t that some crap!!!!
no good deed goes unpunished
Video: LeBron James' underhand half-court swish -... →
wow
Thanks for the follow drgs and ssbt!
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Too Funny
So the secretary comes into work today and tells me she had a dream last night that i was in…
well we were driving in a car down the road just having small talk but, wait for it…
there was a small flying pony in the car, fluttering around our heads! And apparently we talked to it.
haha She’s the best.
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love...”
– Bob Marley (via ambivalently) (via springzephyr) (via justlia) (via bbrts) (via fdelacruz) (via brokenbits)
My hunny
Yesterday I was wearing a sweater that i thought was kinda frumpy, but when i got home last night my hunny said that i looked cute in it and it made my day. i felt pretty! and thats why i luv my stinkpot!
Svelte
i really like this word…don’t really have a reason other than its sounds cool when i say it
i’m a little bummed out today…i thought i had sold my horse but the buyer got laid off friday so now my horse is mine again….bummer
i was really counting on that money too…
